I wanted to take a moment to recognize all the people on the list that make the world a much better place to live in. Without their existence I don't know how I would live. Without further ado:
All these kids running around trying to be "artsy." Wow you took a picture of a garbage can, that's so amazing.You are the first one to ever do that. What? You made it black and white? You are really going somewhere in life, my friend.
Kids that try to jump on the bandwagon but end up breaking their necks and looking like a jackass.
Kids who consider themselves to be "individuals." Yes, you are a real individual wearing black eyeliner and a shirt that has a penguin on it that says "I can fly."
Girls that went through their "rebel" stage and got a butterfly tattoo.
People who take themselves seriously. Then after they realize what a joke they really are, watching them have a breakdown. But hold on, it doesn't end, because then you get to watch them go be "something" else.
Want good entertainment? Turn on the television and watch people who weigh 400+ pounds on talk shows crying, afraid they are going to die because they had one to many bigmac attacks.
I love how Subway is now selling Angus subs! They finally caught on that the Subway diet is not what America wants.
Speaking of Subway, I like how their "spokesman" Jared is now shown from the waist up in commercials. He must be eating the Angus subs now.
There's nothing more that I like then people who decide they must trim their fingernails in public. I better start wearing sunglasses everywhere I go, I don't want your crummy fingernails flying into my eyes and making me go blind.
Speaking of blind people, I believe they deserve a standing ovation for trying to be self sufficient and are by themselves shopping. I love getting behind them on escalators and having to stand there for a good five-ten minutes waiting on them to step onto the escalator.
